A wacky comic fantasy! Join "robust shepherd lad" Lathan as he tries to rescue feisty Princess Purella from a diabolical idol manufacturer, who is bent on making her the featured sacrifice at the upcoming Society of Idolators and Necromancers (SIN) Convention! Our hero is "helped" by (among others) a faithful dog, a handsome Prince, a secular humanist philosopher, and the mysterious coin of "Trollkiller" Sven Svensson, a famous hero who believed in an "invisible God." More than a slapstick parade of clever dwarfs and bumbling heroes, The Shepherd's Adventure, or A Practical Guide to Princess Rescuingis also a scathing satire of the secular humanism and moral relativism found in Voltaire's Candide, the philosophy which has steadily pervaded and debased modern society.
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"I was very deeply moved. This is not just a collection of silly jokes and slapstick gags, like everybody says. I wept openly throughout, pausing every so often to perform an interpretive dance inspired by the chapter I was reading."
Waldo Phiffer, President of Plumbers Society of America, Milpitas, California
"Regrettably, I died long before this book was released to the general public. However, if I had been alive to read it, I'm certain I would have lavished it with praise, and recommended it to all my friends."
Charles Dickens, England
"This simple and practical guide to buying a roof covers all the basics, from Class C Shingles to Foam. The book provides an easy step-by-step approach to the whole process, and doesn't overwhelm the reader with too much detail. The chapter on Defensible Space is a real highlight!"
A Reviewer from Rio Linda, California, who apparently read the wrong book
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