Check Out These Endorsements!
"I was very deeply moved. This is not just a collection of silly jokes and slapstick gags, like everybody says. I wept openly throughout, pausing every so often to perform an interpretive dance inspired by the chapter I was reading."
Waldo Phiffer, President of Plumbers Society of America, Milpitas, California
"Regrettably, I died long before this book was released to the general public. However, if I had been alive to read it, I'm certain I would have lavished it with praise, and recommended it to all my friends."
Charles Dickens, England
"This simple and practical guide to buying a roof covers all the basics, from Class C Shingles to Foam. The book provides an easy step-by-step approach to the whole process, and doesn't overwhelm the reader with too much detail. The chapter on Defensible Space is a real highlight!"
A Reviewer from Rio Linda, California, who apparently read the wrong book
Now, for your benefit and entertainment, we are including the Introduction and the first four chapters of the novel, accessibly merely by clicking below!
